A Letter To Some Dear Friends

A Letter To Some Dear Friends





Dear Sue and Jon (without an H!)
January has been a relatively quiet month so far
Apart from those noisy piano playing vampire mermaids!
They are so so loud
Although not as loud as my clothes!
I don't object to them occasionally nibbling my neck
Naughty mermaids! (ouch! that's not my neck?)
Anyway.... where was i?
Oh yeah, this months okay
Next month i'm dreading
A not so fab February
Two appointments at the Gender clinic
One at the dentist for new fangs!
(then those mermaids will be sorry! wahaha!)
Three appointments with my counsellor
(who i think will need counselling herself after seeing me!)
And betwixt and between all that
The dreaded hospital appointment in Cardiology
And more blood tests (when the mermaids heard about this
They swished their fishy tails at me!
Hope you're all doing well
And watch out!
Iv'e heard tale, that they're are
Flying vampire sheep up in your neck of the woods!
Ive heard of flying pigs
But this is ridiculous!
Lots of love to you all
Jem, Lady Of The Lakes
xxx