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The Thing About Old People

The thing about old people is  
When you fuck them, they typically shower you with gifts  
Even though they sometimes think you’re their dead husband  
Which is fine by me
Also, many old people have removable teeth  
So they give the best head  
And it’s never a long term commitment  
That’s why Retirement communities  
Are the best
For picking up some strange
And tapping that ass
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