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Piggy Parable
Kind farmer Desmarais
wears earplugs everyday
while traipsing the forest
with a cacophonous pig.
Preferential treatment
the beast was awarded
when their snout was found
*idoneous for sniffing out
truffles underground.
Each morning, at cockcrow
farmer with privileged porcine
embark on their daily stroll.
Throughout their journey
the insatiable hog whines
producing a terrible din.
Complaining of substandard slop
and the filthy, malodorous sty
he sleeps in.
The proud porker speaking with indignation
“Listen, I make you a lot of money.
I deserve more refined accommodation.
And I should dine like those Iberian pigs,
on acorns, apples, milk and honey."
“Oh you are one vainglorious hog”
replies the humble, hardworking agrarian
“I can easily give your job to a dog
and your lucky I'm vegetarian."
*Idoneus defined as straight from Latin idōneous “suitable, appropriate, qualified, able according to Dictionary.com
wears earplugs everyday
while traipsing the forest
with a cacophonous pig.
Preferential treatment
the beast was awarded
when their snout was found
*idoneous for sniffing out
truffles underground.
Each morning, at cockcrow
farmer with privileged porcine
embark on their daily stroll.
Throughout their journey
the insatiable hog whines
producing a terrible din.
Complaining of substandard slop
and the filthy, malodorous sty
he sleeps in.
The proud porker speaking with indignation
“Listen, I make you a lot of money.
I deserve more refined accommodation.
And I should dine like those Iberian pigs,
on acorns, apples, milk and honey."
“Oh you are one vainglorious hog”
replies the humble, hardworking agrarian
“I can easily give your job to a dog
and your lucky I'm vegetarian."
*Idoneus defined as straight from Latin idōneous “suitable, appropriate, qualified, able according to Dictionary.com
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