Drinking Bloody Marys Without A Glass

     “Motherfuckas who get out of line
Get pissed on all the time,
      “Call it the golden sunshine stanky wet
That raises attitudes and creates a memory they won’t forget,

      “Or take a picture, put in their profile
So they’ll have it for awhile-motherfucka smile,
      “Understand almost every poem written
Is either loved or used for two-ply when shittin,

      “Pitchfork or pushin
Leads to soul medicated douchen,
      “Make sure its deep-all up in there
And nowhere around is your funky underwear,

      “Because the returning backlash
Will cover pussy, lent-covered nuts and ass with it’s pungent blast,
      “Just like when a bullet vacations in the brain
The relaxation is damn near the motherfuckin same,

      “The thought itself can be very scary
Like a tribe of crabs, empire building in a pussy that’s hairy,
      But you have a fools drinking bloody marys without a glass
The one that’s connected to tits and ass,

      “If they were a vampire its considered eating right
Then give the motherfucka a fork and knife,
      “Along with a nighttime flashlight
Since they act a fool in the sunlight,

      “So if this is the shit motherfuckas hate or don’t like
Push hot rods in eyes and eliminate your money shot sight,
      “And go adopt a seeing eye midget
Because they already waist high to motherfuckin lick it,

      “Like an unwashed paraplegic
Some things I do and don’t give a motherfuckin shit,
      “Now let that shit on your mind marinate
The same as cum in a pussy after a date rape.”