Why Won't You Listen?!

Mom, it's not all about you,  
I know you're not careless with your children or fur babies but you  
Need to realise that Whiskers is getting rambunctious,  
He is playing, and causing trouble, and this fear is not fictitious,  
Switching who sits in the rocking chair will not save his tail  
If he is behind you when you are playing a card game and don't see his tail.  
Just get a dining room chair,  
This isn't fair.  
Stop screaming at me to shut up and let it go,  
I will let go  
When safety is not on the line,  
I can't believe your ego is more important than our family's feline!