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When all else Bails
Note to self:
It seems all men have exited stage left
Abruptly
leaving toilet seats down
A courtesy?
Doubtful
an Ironic Fuck You
Probable
To do list:
Google leftist femme weekly publications
#thesacredhymen
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Wanted stud broad
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Daily Affirmation:
I once loved the Indigo Girls
I can and will find my way back there again
It seems all men have exited stage left
Abruptly
leaving toilet seats down
A courtesy?
Doubtful
an Ironic Fuck You
Probable
To do list:
Google leftist femme weekly publications
#thesacredhymen
Post ad as following
Wanted stud broad
Lipstick dykadelics discouraged
Must own 40 volt power drill
Dewalt or equal/higher quality
Daily Affirmation:
I once loved the Indigo Girls
I can and will find my way back there again
Published 18th Mar 2020
Author's Note
This is for the Comp: Hey Ladies
Pretext, men have fallen off the face of the Earth
Pretext, men have fallen off the face of the Earth
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18th Mar 2020 5:57am
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18th Mar 2020 11:42am
In such a scenario, these things would become
so overused and in-demand that womanKind would
need someone to come up with an Armoured Drilldo ..........
so overused and in-demand that womanKind would
need someone to come up with an Armoured Drilldo ..........
18th Mar 2020 12:02pm
18th Mar 2020 9:00pm
18th Mar 2020 8:39am
18th Mar 2020 11:08am
Some of Us are still here .......
realizing its more comfortable
sitting all the time .......
realizing its more comfortable
sitting all the time .......
18th Mar 2020 11:15am
lol, .....this is for a comp, what if all the the men fell offf the face of the earth....
thaannnnk you for sitting
thaannnnk you for sitting
18th Mar 2020 11:15am
lol, .....this is for a comp, what if all the the men fell offf the face of the earth....
thaannnnk you for sitting
thaannnnk you for sitting
18th Mar 2020 11:32am
Well ....... I must admit ,
I dont get science at all.
It still baffles me why anyone NOT standing on the North Pole dont simply get flung into Space : ))
I dont get science at all.
It still baffles me why anyone NOT standing on the North Pole dont simply get flung into Space : ))
Reminds me of the song “Where have all the cowboys gone?” But you said it so much better and funnier with pizzazz. I’ve long felt that women should bond in more than a friendly way. Men are such hairy bohemoths.
John
John
18th Mar 2020 8:11pm
Lol....John
I love that song!
Da doo doo, da doo foo
PS..
GOING TO SEE STEELY DAN THIS SPRING IN AR
I love that song!
Da doo doo, da doo foo
PS..
GOING TO SEE STEELY DAN THIS SPRING IN AR
18th Mar 2020 8:11pm
Lol....John
I love that song!
Da doo doo, da doo dooo
PS..
GOING TO SEE STEELY DAN THIS SPRING IN AR
I love that song!
Da doo doo, da doo dooo
PS..
GOING TO SEE STEELY DAN THIS SPRING IN AR
18th Mar 2020 8:17pm
Awww Girl! Steely Dan! Donald Fagan wrote the libretto for my youth. He is a God! What I wouldn't give to see him in concert. He's been to jazz fest in New Orleans many times. One of these days I'll be there.
John
John
18th Mar 2020 8:22pm
18th Mar 2020 8:42pm
Glad my fandom was remembered by you, Jennifer. Thanks for thinking of me along with Steely Dan. :)
