Finding love elsewhere

Selfish of you to have four downtown lovers
When I thought you only had one
My fun had just begun
Thought we were unique
You're the one I wanted to keep
 
You opened up and revealed your life to me
A rude awakening followed
My need to be seen
Just by you my honey boo
Why did u have to b so mean
 
Everytime I sucked you clean
And made u scream
Wasn't that enough to wean you off of them
I don't have four men
Just you
My honey boo
 
When I let u lick my slit
Where u thinking of them
Was our love just pretend
We'd bonk until 10pm
Can't believe you still had time to see them
 
When u entered my cave
I would have thought it too late
For you to turn to another
Thought we'd seal the deal
Under the cover
 
When I swirled
Until u pearled
And your cream came out
I thought that's what love- making was about
 
Taking you over the edge
Giving you something you could never forget
But I guess I was wrong
And your shlong  
Has pierced many other holes after mine
I'm going to have to let you dine
Elsewhere.