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GENERIC TALKING POINTS FOR POLITICAL DISCOURSE IN AMERICA (free to use by left or right, red or blue)

ain't you got no common smart
you who vote for that ol' fart
an' rail and spit
at common good?
you ain't thinkin' like you should.

can't you see it plain as day
don't you see it all in play
or understand what all's at stake?
is you blind?

is you awake?

what the hell you thinkin' 'bout?
you make me want to punch you out.
ain't you got a speck o' brain?

is you a nut?
is you insane?

you don't deserve the right to vote
they should put you on a boat
an' send you where dictators rule
'cause you naive

you just a fool.

you ain't worth the time o' day
you must be stupid anyway
you won't listen to the facts
i think you a maniac
        who don't deserve to walk my floor
get out of here
and close the door.
Written by javalini
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Author's Note
Grammar -- the corrected version just seemed stymied to my ear.
I hate to say it, but it almost always does.
These are just a few well thought out talking points Americans can use when discussing politics at the dinner table or maybe at a sports bar.
Feel free to use them.
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