Nice Purse

Always successful      
     at enduring the worst      
Did you pack a parachute    
when your bubble burst  
I heard you were dying      
   so I bought you a hearse      
   
          Stepping on your toes;      
    just try not to curse      
It's getting harder & harder      
with every single verse      
So I'll hold my tongue & say;      
          You've got a nice purse       
   
     
CHORUS:      
     Hey you      
You've got a nice purse      
 I'd love to hear your story      
but can I go first      
I'm good at healing wounds      
but I'm not a nurse      
       Oh by the way      
You've got a nice purse      
     
I hope I didn't scare you      
with that last verse    
 I was only kidding      
about buying that hearse      
      I don't know any voodoo      
so forget that old curse      
 I'm full of hot air      
& feel like I could burst      
So listen to the rest      
because it only gets worse      
   
       I've spent all the money      
          I stole from your purse      
     
   
          Hey you      
You've got a nice purse      
I'd love to hear your story    
 but can I go first      
I'm really good with bunnies    
but I'm not Fred Durst      
         Oh by the way    
you've got a nice purse      
     
I found a rabbits foot      
to ward off that old curse      
I squeezed it by the neck      
until it's head burst      
So hold it to the east      
& say this short verse      
Things are looking up      
because    
    It can't get any worse      
   
On second thought    
we just might need
           the hearse      
but before we go    
I wanna say;      
          You've got a nice purse      
     
        Hey you!
 
You've got a nice purse      
I'd love to hear your story    
but can I go first      
I'm no good at relationships    
but I'm not a jerk      
          Oh by the way    
You've got a nice purse