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Bawdy Limericks III (From Nantucket With Lust)

There was an old man from Nantucket
In the street, he'd shit in a bucket
He made ladies sick
By palming his dick
He just wanted someone to suck it

That same old man from Nantucket
Stole a live chicken to fuck it
He gave it a muffing
Then gave it some stuffing
He still ate it after he'd pluck it

A smelly old whore from Nantucket
Her diseased cunt, the size of a bucket
Infested with crabs
She'd pick off her scabs
And men would still pay her to fuck it

A lonely gay man from Nantucket
Who gave not a hoot where he stuck it
He found a dead owl
It smelled rather foul
In it's rotting egg hole he would tuck it

A Nantucket lady of class
In bed she was nasty and crass
Your cock, you'd bombard her
She'd scream fuck me harder
While finger fucking your ass

A Nantucket college professor
Was known to be a crossdresser
Out in the street
He'd beat of his meat
Now registered as a transgressor

A Nantucket girl on the farm
Was partial to a bit of self-harm
She didn't self-cut
She was all about smut
Got fisted up to my forearm

Written by David_Macleod

(14397816)

Published 3rd Feb 2020

#dirty #limerick

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Re. Bawdy Limericks III (From Nantucket With Lust)

Honoria

3rd Feb 2020 3:58am

Dear D,

So this is how that limerick goes! I’ve always heard the beginning of it but never the ending(s). Mystery solved. Wicked write. 😉 I haven’t seen you around in a bit. I’ve missed your witty pen! H🌷