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Big Ass iPhone
They gave me a monster iPhone at work
Like getting a cock enlargement
Baby you can drive my car
Ultra bad lieutenant
Like getting a cock enlargement
Baby you can drive my car
Ultra bad lieutenant
Published 11th Jan 2020
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Bulge in my pants
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11th Jan 2020 1:57pm
Lol feels like your taking a call on a big ass tablet. I'm in the dark ages with my piddly iPhone 6.
....lots of ass reference going on here. hmm.
....lots of ass reference going on here. hmm.
11th Jan 2020 2:06pm
I wanted a 6 because I had a dinky SE which was a great phone btw. But they gave me a 7 plus and with the case on is like a mini tablet. I like it though despite feeling like I've got a brick in my pocket. It only cost the company .99 cents so I put a 87 dollar case on it. Super Grip. No lube ....
11th Jan 2020 2:14pm
Fablet, baby. Fabulous. I would like to have a new phone, but damn if I have a real revulsion to paying 900 for a new one. For gods sake, I'm still paying off my sons new phone.
11th Jan 2020 2:24pm
My old phone was butt calling everyone and showing me emails from 2013
Made the switch to Big Bertha
Made the switch to Big Bertha
11th Jan 2020 2:29pm
11th Jan 2020 2:31pm
11th Jan 2020 2:39pm
"Is that a big phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me."
I can actually picture this happening! LOL
hugs,
buddhakitty.
I can actually picture this happening! LOL
hugs,
buddhakitty.
11th Jan 2020 7:53pm
Anonymous
11th Jan 2020 7:21pm
Clever and (no doubt) legit !
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