Pool Cleaner Wanted

Pool Cleaner Wanted this Summer,
To assist her ladyship,
A good salary is offered,
And the means for extra tips.

The applicant should be flexible,
And have an open mind,
A passion for the job,
Will yield prompt reward in kind.

The usual duties will include:
Pool maintenance, quite routine,
And upon her ladyship’s request,
A vigorous and thorough clean.

Being an older vintage model,
It can be a delicate affair,
Her ladyship requires a special touch,
She is particular about pool care.

Sometimes it is a dirty job,
Immersed in a gushing hole,
Proper servicing will take finesse,
And skill with long thick poles.

Gentle persistence will be required,
In twisted, cramped, moist spaces.
Nimble fingers are required,
To reach the deepest darkest places.

The ideal applicant will be,
Talented with their hands,
Accept with grace and humour,
Sometimes un-ladylike demands.

To the lady of the house,
send your photo application,
An ideal position for a student,
During their summer-time vacation.