Double Entendre

The town of Double Entendre is a merry place to stay,
Filled with colourful people, all interesting in different ways,
Like Mr and Mrs Brown who run the fruit and vegetable store,
Although they always aim to please, they leave you craving more.

They say Mrs Browns melons, are an extra special treat,
So ripe firm and delicious, oh, they are so sweet,
And all the lads do agree, without a shadow of doubt,
It’s best to visit Mrs Brown when she has her melons out.

Mr Brown has a special fruit; he sometimes like to serve,
Especially thick and long, with a pleasing gentle curve,
A favourite with the ladies, but only offered privately,
So those housewives who are interested, insist on home delivery.

Mr Indigo teaches golf, at the local course,
Sometimes quite flamboyant, especially when on the sauce,
A unique exquisite talent, he really knows how to play,
Some say he’s ambidextrous, as he likes to swing both ways.

Mrs Scarlet teaches yoga, at the local council gym,
She’s pleasant and accommodating, flexible and slim,
She holds a closed session, when privacy is desired,
And while she provides a uniform, wearing is not required.

Mr Green the baker is up each day at four,
Busily baking bread before he starts his daily chores,
He is good humoured, doesn’t mind a bit of fun,
Even when naughty ladies, try to pinch his juicy buns.

Ms Lemon teaches swimming at the local public pools,
She will take on beginners, but she doesn’t suffer fools,
She helps anxious ladies, where the water makes them fret,
She gives hands on encouragement, until everyone is wet.

Mrs Violet is a widower, who dotes on her pussy cat,
Everyday, when they’re alone, her pussy gets a pat,
Long slow deliberate strokes, her pussy does prefer,
After an hour of such attention, her pussy really purrs.

Sometimes Mrs Violet meets her neighbour Mr White,
And although he likes to tease her pussy, she doesn’t seem to mind,
But Mrs Violet’s favourite is the librarian: Mrs Gray,
She brings her own pussy, after small talk, all four play.

Mr and Mrs Crimson run an impressive studio,
They’ll teach you any style of dance: jazz, hip hop or tango,
It’s Saturday night so a dance is just the thing,
Because the worst kept secret is: the townsfolk like to swing.

Whatever you desire, Double Entendre is the place,
Their service is individual, they’ll cater to any taste,
They’ll assist with any job, whatever you’d like to do,
These helpful folks will drill or nail, or lay or even screw.