Estate agents for serial killers

 Thanks for attending this viewing Ladies and Gentleman    
I am Edward Keane Senior Representive of  Sadist Sales and Lettings  
There has never been a development of this kind in history,  a residential community constructed entirely for the purpose of murder and mayhem.  
You potential residents have been selected for your depravity, psychology  and past crimes.  
You have the chance to join us rent free without the expense of utilities in a exclusive gated community where you can kill with impunity.  
As long as you do not kill each other or us, get caught  and maintain secrecy you can be part of our legacy.  
Ten apparently normal three bedroom homes built identically for your families  comfort.  
The fulfilment of a  criminal masterminds ambition   the  multimillionaire who left funds in his will to construct this all.    
We have planned carefully  including contacts in the local political centre, journalist in the local paper and law enforcement.  
 We will pretend we are all Christians to trick the outside world, a harmless pacifist cult.  
No one will know of your past crimes and you will receive new identities and careers with good salaries    
Before we begin the usual tour let me list the most important elements we included during construction:  
The walls are all soundproofed so no one will hear the screaming of victims.    
Special laminate floor and paint coating the walls as well as ceiling for cleaning away evidence.    
A collection of masks and uniforms for terrifying them.    
Specialist sewing equipment for making human skin decorations.    
Detached homes with  tinted windows for privacy.    
Walls, electric fence and a trench to prevent escapes from individual properties.    
Of course the development has its own barbed wire and spiked defences, guards and attack dogs.    
You have a cell in the basement with toilet,  shower, large gates and fitted chains.    
The attic contains a torture chamber complete with tools.    
 Enjoy  a walk in freezer for storage of corpses.    
Poisons and sedatives in a special cupboard with key for child safety.    
There is a safe for weapons and cash.    
A CCTV system for you to record evil acts.    
The specially fitted kitchen is equipped with equipment  for dissecting.    
A large dining room for cannibals to enjoy eating.    
The bathroom and sewage system designed for flushing body parts.    
The garden is large for digging gravestone.
A firepit is perfect for getting rid of fabrics.    
There is a couple of hungry pigs included who will eat flesh.    
You will each get vats of acid.    
You can arrange  for a special garbage service.    
There are brilliant transport links.    
We are located close to a thriving red light district.    
There is a major issue with homelessness.    
 We also have a wide range of illegal workers we can bring in.    
We have lawyers who can help with the police.    
You can choose the colour scheme.    
All properties will be furnished.    
All will receive a generous relocation budget.    
You will have access to communal swimming pool and gym.    
We are constructing hall with bar, pool and darts.    
Karaoke nights and weekly bingo.    
   
In return we want evidence of the kills    
Videos and photos of every rape, murder and torture    
You will need to meet a quota  
Details of the hunt and capture as well as body disposal    
Disclosure of past crimes including motives, fetish, signatures left,  bodies and weapons  location is vital as we require leverage over you. If you follow the rules it will never be used but we are investing huge amounts in you  
If you get caught we will help you  
If you are going to be convicted we will kill you    
We have the resources and connections to destroy you all  
Now shall we start with the living room?