St. Nick Gets A Lick

Jolly St. Nick was getting his dick licked & pornographically sucked
By the sexy ho who lived next door who'd blow for just below fifty bucks
What great luck but he also wanted to fuck the slut in her curvaceous butt
She said withstand the head I give like Superhead without busting a nut

Then I'll let you fuck on the house from my mouth to my ass
Instead of cumming first you must last in order to pass my class
I work fast in my craft & many blast off to the moon far too soon
Starting the shift with my gift @ 11:55 & usually can be done by noon

He said get you a spoon & be prepared to consume your lunch much later
I promise that you'll savor the flavor after I've devoured you like a gator
As you ride on my elevator from the basement to the executive suite
You'll refer to me as the boss after we toss & turn between the sheets