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Amphiboly Phlegm
So what
So what
So what!
Nobody cares when I am feeling lonely
Could care less when I am leaking blue
Time to take a long ass nap
For I am just passing through
& we think
So what
So what
So what!
I wake up sometimes feelin’ high
Wake myself up with laughter
Don’t care if You care
about what comes after
& I think
So what
So what
So what!
Doing my Best
to create my worst
but Yeah
so what
So what
So what!
Nobody cares when I am feeling lonely
Could care less when I am leaking blue
Time to take a long ass nap
For I am just passing through
& we think
So what
So what
So what!
I wake up sometimes feelin’ high
Wake myself up with laughter
Don’t care if You care
about what comes after
& I think
So what
So what
So what!
Doing my Best
to create my worst
but Yeah
so what
Published 27th Nov 2019
| Edited 28th Nov 2019
Author's Note
For the competition: It Ain't Easy
Write the worst poem you can possible manage.
#CrappySpit
Write the worst poem you can possible manage.
#CrappySpit
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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27th Nov 2019 3:21pm
27th Nov 2019 4:43pm
Anonymous
- Edited 8th May 2020 8:45pm
27th Nov 2019 4:14pm
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27th Nov 2019 4:44pm
27th Nov 2019 4:42pm
LOL! I kinda like the repetition! I had no idea that this was crap until I read the footnote!
27th Nov 2019 4:45pm
LOL -- You know i always think when i rhyme it's CRAP
Damnit!!
This means i definitely ain't winning the comp
(SO WHAT!! -- LOL)
Damnit!!
This means i definitely ain't winning the comp
(SO WHAT!! -- LOL)
Anonymous
28th Nov 2019 10:06pm
No shit ...?! I liked it too!
Anonymous
28th Nov 2019 10:07pm
It's very hard to write a bad poem! Keep trying!
29th Nov 2019 7:41pm
i had no problem
vomitting shit in the 1960's to the 1980's
(i did get lucky every once in a full moon and won $$ in a Poetry contest -- but for the bulk of my writing it was crap and i am comparing to what and HOW i spill today. I have nearly everything i ever wrote in typewriter print but NO WAY am sharing that shit here -- LOL)
vomitting shit in the 1960's to the 1980's
(i did get lucky every once in a full moon and won $$ in a Poetry contest -- but for the bulk of my writing it was crap and i am comparing to what and HOW i spill today. I have nearly everything i ever wrote in typewriter print but NO WAY am sharing that shit here -- LOL)
Anonymous
29th Nov 2019 8:00pm
Scan and post them as visual poems! LOL
OMFG -- You are toooooooooooooooo funny!!
Evidently You did not see my spill in the
Apologize! comp
where i was too embarrassed to even include my apology here in my list of spills!!!!!!!!!!!
If i can't do that
there's no effin way i'm scanning the 1,000+ crappy spills i wrote way back when i could touch my toes with ease without bending my knees!!!!!!!!!
Evidently You did not see my spill in the
Apologize! comp
where i was too embarrassed to even include my apology here in my list of spills!!!!!!!!!!!
If i can't do that
there's no effin way i'm scanning the 1,000+ crappy spills i wrote way back when i could touch my toes with ease without bending my knees!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
- Edited 8th May 2020 8:45pm
27th Nov 2019 4:45pm
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27th Nov 2019 8:31pm
Lol, great stuff! I mean...er, terrible stuff? Oh well, I love it either way!
28th Nov 2019 6:23am
28th Nov 2019 8:24am
Do ya feel better getting out the crapyspit lol? Jk. I don't believe you could write crap poetry. That's my calling card. If ya don't mind-haha
28th Nov 2019 3:00pm
ahahaha! i think i forgot how to write crap -- LOL
& i even wrote an apology spill for the
Apologize! Comp
for spill crap many many years ago and having the nerve to share it online.
i didn't include it in my list of spills because i truly was embarrassed when a friend from my Air Force days found me on FB and posted that spill that i gave to her when we met at Sheppard AFB, TX
Maybe it wasn't crap but my writing has grown in leaps and bounds from those awkward obtuse days of my youth and well..............anyways, i believe it was out of my kind nature and our friendship.
(Yes, i still have the spill but no way am i sharing it at DU)
am very appreciative of Your humor and praise
thank You, Beautiful
& i even wrote an apology spill for the
Apologize! Comp
for spill crap many many years ago and having the nerve to share it online.
i didn't include it in my list of spills because i truly was embarrassed when a friend from my Air Force days found me on FB and posted that spill that i gave to her when we met at Sheppard AFB, TX
Maybe it wasn't crap but my writing has grown in leaps and bounds from those awkward obtuse days of my youth and well..............anyways, i believe it was out of my kind nature and our friendship.
(Yes, i still have the spill but no way am i sharing it at DU)
am very appreciative of Your humor and praise
thank You, Beautiful
24th Dec 2019 4:09am
24th Dec 2019 4:12am
24th Dec 2019 4:16am
24th Dec 2019 4:22am
Yup,
world class crap
no idea why i didn't win the crappiest of the dung hill trophy.........
world class crap
no idea why i didn't win the crappiest of the dung hill trophy.........
24th Dec 2019 4:24am
24th Dec 2019 4:28am
i have no doubt that You might have run away with the trophy
had You entered the comp -- LOL
https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/competitions/read/11131/
had You entered the comp -- LOL
https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/competitions/read/11131/
