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Embrace The Darkness (Limericks)
(i) Murder
I plunged the sharp knife right in
put body parts straight in the bin
on the bins collection
I got an erection
It's a shame that murder's a sin
(ii) Precision
I can't hide from the feelings inside
for months I've just cried and cried
a warm bath and razor
precise like a laser
in my bathtub is where I'll abide
(iii) Dead
You're a pervert is what she said
necrophilia is shagging the dead
but they're good to go
they never say no
I'll murder then fuck you instead
(iv) Killer
they called me a serial killer
named Atilla the eye socked driller
after torture and beating
cut body parts for eating
I kept them fresh in the chiller
(v) Cuts
Of self-cutting, I am truly devout
sharp blades I am never without
slicing cutting
considering gutting
to let all my evil get out
(vi) Whores
whores turn me completely berserk
tempting an innocent jerk
I pretend to have bought her
but she's a target for slaughter
but I'm doing Gods' righteous work
(vii) Heartbreak
if considering breaking my heart
be sure I will rip you apart
you once were my wife
you now feel the knife
and this my heart will restart
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