deepundergroundpoetry.com

Embrace The Darkness (Limericks)

 
(i) Murder
 
I plunged the sharp knife right in
put body parts straight in the bin
on the bins collection
I got an erection
It's a shame that murder's a sin

(ii) Precision
 
I can't hide from the feelings inside
for months I've just cried and cried
a warm bath and razor
precise like a laser
in my bathtub is where I'll abide

 
(iii) Dead
 
You're a pervert is what she said
necrophilia is shagging the dead
but they're good to go
they never say no
I'll murder then fuck you instead

 
(iv) Killer
 
they called me a serial killer
named Atilla the eye socked driller
after torture and beating
cut body parts for eating
I kept them fresh in the chiller

 
(v) Cuts
 
Of self-cutting, I am truly devout
sharp blades I am never without
slicing cutting
considering gutting
to let all my evil get out

 
(vi) Whores
 
whores turn me completely berserk
tempting an innocent jerk  
I pretend to have bought her
but she's a target for slaughter  
but I'm doing Gods' righteous work

 
(vii) Heartbreak  

if considering breaking my heart
be sure I will rip you apart
you once were my wife
you now feel the knife
and this my heart will restart
Written by David_Macleod (14397816)
Published
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 2 reading list entries 0
comments 2 reads 714
Commenting Preference: 
The author encourages honest critique.

Latest Forum Discussions
COMPETITIONS
Yesterday 10:33pm by Grace
SPEAKEASY
Yesterday 10:21pm by SweetKittyCat5
COMPETITIONS
Yesterday 10:08pm by fianaturie8
SPEAKEASY
Yesterday 6:29pm by Ahavati
COMPETITIONS
Yesterday 2:55pm by mel44
COMPETITIONS
Yesterday 4:31am by Forcubanlinx