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Dirty Haiku 8.0
(i) Cooking
He knew his career
As a chef was at an end
Wanked into the soup
(ii) Zipper
Stared at his zipper
She felt her passion rising
Until cock was caught
(iii) Wank
Franticly he came
Sperm headed on coloured target
The cheep hotel sheets
(iv)No Pain No Gain
My Dominatrix
She seriously injured me
My safe word "Harder"
(v) Night Time Shopping
She spied some strange stuff
Whips, chains, shackles, porn, gimp suits
Wal-mart after dark
(vi) Sign Of Summer
She had bird tattoos
On her tits, thighs and her chin
So clearly swallows
(vii )Birds
He wanted a French kiss
Only got; peck on the cheek
Crow playing hard to get
(viii) Chat Up
You come here often?
At least once a week to check
My H I V test
He knew his career
As a chef was at an end
Wanked into the soup
(ii) Zipper
Stared at his zipper
She felt her passion rising
Until cock was caught
(iii) Wank
Franticly he came
Sperm headed on coloured target
The cheep hotel sheets
(iv)No Pain No Gain
My Dominatrix
She seriously injured me
My safe word "Harder"
(v) Night Time Shopping
She spied some strange stuff
Whips, chains, shackles, porn, gimp suits
Wal-mart after dark
(vi) Sign Of Summer
She had bird tattoos
On her tits, thighs and her chin
So clearly swallows
(vii )Birds
He wanted a French kiss
Only got; peck on the cheek
Crow playing hard to get
(viii) Chat Up
You come here often?
At least once a week to check
My H I V test
Published 22nd Oct 2019
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22nd Oct 2019 10:24pm
23rd Oct 2019 10:19am
22nd Oct 2019 10:42pm
V was My Fave-Greatness David!!!
It was thrown aside
some sausage she spoke about
so small never felt
It was thrown aside
some sausage she spoke about
so small never felt
23rd Oct 2019 10:20am
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23rd Oct 2019 10:25am
Anonymous
23rd Oct 2019 2:31pm
The places you go...ROFL...got me with the giggles again over here...
Fuck the pond...many bunches of hugs and snuggles!!! :-)
Fuck the pond...many bunches of hugs and snuggles!!! :-)
23rd Oct 2019 6:16pm
always happy to make you giggle :-))))))))))))))))))))
My mind is like a bucket of frogs, that's my only excuse:-)))
Fuck the Pond (((((((((( Warm Scottish Bear Hugs ))))))))))
My mind is like a bucket of frogs, that's my only excuse:-)))
Fuck the Pond (((((((((( Warm Scottish Bear Hugs ))))))))))
Anonymous
27th Oct 2019 11:31pm
I seldom think of the Japanese writing disciplines as amusing, but yours were! Good work!
28th Oct 2019 00:06am
thank you sir I think rules were meant to be bent or broken to allow poetic forms to evolve :-))))))))
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