Crocodile Day Tripping

There's now proof, that a Russian flesh-eating cannibal is in the good old US of A  

He would offer you toxic ingredients, including gasoline and lighter fluid, I'd say  
 
But, because its tell-tale scaly sores, are similar to another well known leacher  
 
They initially played down concerns, saying, "they're not seeing signs of the creature"  
 
My boyfriend had maggots coming out of his leg, after a recent foreign scare  
 
I know people don't want to hear stuff like that, but it is really happening out there  
 
 
 
Snap goes the toothless crocodile, one, two, three  
 
Wangsta da Gangsta, had a great haul  
 
Ring a ding a ling, 'cause they deliver the first for free  
 
Jim and Joan went into da hood, to fetch nothin' much at all  
 
 
 
They fall to the charlatans, that promise you a crystal ball  
 
A little at first and then some more, that's for sure  
 
It will make you snap, give you curls and dance you a little twirl  
 
Star gazing thru the sun ray and day tripping into a wayward night  
 
That's why if you use crocodile juice, it will do more than shake ya loose  
 
Destroying our souls, creating huge holes and build mountains out of moles  
 
 
 
Snap goes the toothless crocodile, one, two, three  
 
Wangsta da Gangsta, had a great haul  
 
Ring a ding a ling, 'cause they deliver the first for free  
 
Jim and Joan went into da hood, to fetch nothin' much at all  
 
 
 
Mr Jeffrey Vint has become less popular among his abusers  
 
I say, "they're all losers", but I guess, beggars can't be choosers  
 
Some mother's even gave birth with two thumbs, but those babies are now total scum  
 
Others think the monster could be at large, maybe roaming your neighbourhood  
 
Put a stop to this croc's chomp, before it destroys everything in the swamp  
 
Get your doctor to prescribe a stronger drug, to conquer that evil imposter  
 
 
 
Snap goes the toothless crocodile, one, two, three  
 
Wangsta da Gangsta, had a great haul  
 
Ring a ding a ling, 'cause they deliver the first for free  
 
Jim and Joan went into da hood, to fetch nothin' much at all.