dada my ding dong

THE MONKEYS ARE COMING!
THE MONKEYS ARE COMING!

QUICK, TACKLE THEM DOWN AND PUT UNDERWEAR ON THEM!
BEFORE THE CHILDREN SEE THEIR GENITALS!

i've got a fully loaded BOOMstick pressed to my temple
and i'm not afraid to BOOM! it
too much Mineral Oil and i'm shitting Crisco!
-my teeth are crooked and yellow-
i hate money, give me MONEY!
i'm choking on my own banality!

STIK IT IN'ER!
STIK IT IN'ER!

GET THE CHILDREN OFF THE MERRY-GO-ROUND!
DIZZINESS IS A GATEWAY DRUG!

I WANT TO FUCK ALL OF YOU!
our love will be cemented with my semen!