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Bourbon and Mister Ed
Drank a pint of Smithwicks around 7pm
Split a plate of nachos with a friend
Drank 2 fingers of Wild Turkey 101 at 9:30pm
Ate Chicken and pasta around 10pm
Small arugula salad too
Hard some coconut sorbet at 10:30
Fell asleep watching political rhetoric at 11pm
Went to official bed
Dreamed about Mister Ed
The talking horse TV show
Told my wife about it at 3am
She was partially asleep
Had never heard of Mister Ed
She's a UK product
Told me I was crazy
Tossed and turned after that
Took melatonin at 4am
Finally fell asleep at 6am
Up at 8
The moral of the story ?
Duh
Beats me
Split a plate of nachos with a friend
Drank 2 fingers of Wild Turkey 101 at 9:30pm
Ate Chicken and pasta around 10pm
Small arugula salad too
Hard some coconut sorbet at 10:30
Fell asleep watching political rhetoric at 11pm
Went to official bed
Dreamed about Mister Ed
The talking horse TV show
Told my wife about it at 3am
She was partially asleep
Had never heard of Mister Ed
She's a UK product
Told me I was crazy
Tossed and turned after that
Took melatonin at 4am
Finally fell asleep at 6am
Up at 8
The moral of the story ?
Duh
Beats me
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Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
24th Jul 2019 2:42pm
Re: Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
25th Jul 2019 00:30am
Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
Anonymous
24th Jul 2019 9:37pm
I smiled w i d e

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Re: Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
25th Jul 2019 00:31am
Anonymous
- Edited 8th May 2020 8:45pm
25th Jul 2019 3:16am
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Re: Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
25th Jul 2019 1:22pm
I'm half way through the bottle of WT 101
Now it's starting to be fun. The more oxygen that gets in, the better the ride ....
When are you coming by for a few snorts ?
Now it's starting to be fun. The more oxygen that gets in, the better the ride ....
When are you coming by for a few snorts ?
Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
25th Jul 2019 6:56am
It speaks for itself...Poet
always liked Mr Ed...
...he got the best lines...
Bourbon...when I was younger...much younger...
I know better now...
there's nothing quite like a tot of really - good - Scotch...
way to go...Ely
always liked Mr Ed...
...he got the best lines...
Bourbon...when I was younger...much younger...
I know better now...
there's nothing quite like a tot of really - good - Scotch...
way to go...Ely
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Re: Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
25th Jul 2019 1:24pm
Every so often I'll drink some McCallan 12 but that's always at someone else's place.
I drank expensive single malts Irish Whiskey for years and then morphed over to bourbon never looking back ....
I drank expensive single malts Irish Whiskey for years and then morphed over to bourbon never looking back ....
Re: Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
25th Jul 2019 2:49pm
My husband would approve your taste for the Irish brew... it's ever so poetic...
and...it seems to have worked...for you've made a.very fine piece.
and...it seems to have worked...for you've made a.very fine piece.
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Re: Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
25th Jul 2019 2:53pm
My husband would approve your taste for the Irish brew... it's ever so poetic...
and...it seems to have worked...for you've made a.very fine piece...even assisted by demon rum... Ely
and...it seems to have worked...for you've made a.very fine piece...even assisted by demon rum... Ely
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Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
25th Jul 2019 1:20pm
Re: Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
25th Jul 2019 1:27pm
Yeah, it was a total crash and burn and I knew it.
My sleep sucks even when I don't consume any of that stuff.
Can't turn off my thoughts
My sleep sucks even when I don't consume any of that stuff.
Can't turn off my thoughts
Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
Anonymous
29th Jul 2019 9:21pm
I kinda remember that horse...

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Re: Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
30th Jul 2019 00:27am
Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
6th Dec 2021 9:06pm
Dear PS,
Oh Wwwwwwiiilllllbbbuurrrrrr!
Brilliant. Loved the itemized events and the consequences thereof. Truth be told…been there, still doing that😉
H🌷
Oh Wwwwwwiiilllllbbbuurrrrrr!
Brilliant. Loved the itemized events and the consequences thereof. Truth be told…been there, still doing that😉
H🌷
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Re: Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
6th Dec 2021 10:08pm
List poems are fun to write and read
What a combo of food stuffs
No wonder i sleep like shit
Thx H
What a combo of food stuffs
No wonder i sleep like shit
Thx H
Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
10th Mar 2023 1:28am
Oh fuck, we can’t be friends.
You mentioned Smithwicks, which is the only Irish beer to actually taste like Irish beer over here. The rest taste like urine and tin foil. Don’t ask how I know that flavor.
So I was in. You know? Good taste in beer. We can hang.
But Wild Turkey? Barf and call it soup.
The fuck?
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Re: Re. Bourbon and Mister Ed
10th Mar 2023 1:34am
Wild Turkey 101 is actually pretty good once you are halfway down the bottle and it oxidizes. Wild Turkey 80 proof is weak tea.
A disgrace to whiskey...
A disgrace to whiskey...