Drunk in downtown

Bellies full of liquor, gaping mouths
Suck me all in like a tornado
A train of stranger's laughter
Ecos out at me
They all think I want to know
What they're joking is about
This mean old joker
From a cartoon,
they must have made up
Keeps following me,
psychically attacking me
Trying to win a evil deed off of me
That I didn't even do
His trailing evil cape
Follows me around this place
Attached with a matching evil grin
That let's people in
They all seem to think their jokes
Are all on me
Every time I pass by
A twisted smile they let loose
For not paying there villain tip
At this Alice in wonderland
Funhouse of a restaurant bar
That I didn't want to walk by
Or around in.