The Alice papers

I preface this writing by telling you it is DARK HUMOR...if you are easily offended read something else...




I was at a yard sale the other day and bought an old yearbook as a goof...It was like any other run of the mill yearbook till you got to the kindergarten page.. written in marker on the top of the page was Where are they now.. beneath each picture there is a little quote I know you can visualize the photo that goes along with each quote , maybe not all of them but at least some. I started at the top left as most english reading people do ...victim of stripper pole rash....methadone pyrotechnic ….collector of paper-cuts... abortion clinic ...landfill.....the High Queen of the trailer park....pork dinner at Jeffrey Dahmer's house ...all roads lead to Abbie....road kill....tomb of the unknown souls.....Nanook of the desert....rabbit chaser....Tom the narcoleptic pilot.....shadow dancer...highway to Chernobyl....panel van driver...moles-tee....unicorn killer.. ...then I found a photo that looked eerily like me...underneath it said milk carton kid...the next day I had a yard sale ...maybe someone else will get a clue to their past...or maybe their future.