About Crazy Alice

Crazy Alice really makes me pissed;
She needs a dick to fuck every orifice.
I met her out in town a few days ago;
Every man's cock, she would like to blow.
She physically abused me;
She hit me so hard on the back that I'm surprised she didn't bruise me.
She has come on to every man in town;
Every man thinks of her as a clown.
She is quite mentally ill;
She must take many-a-prescription pill.
Long ago, she grabbed my man's ass cheek;
He almost hurled, which would have made him weak.
Long ago, she greeted my man in red lingerie;
She gives many people a lot to say.
She thinks she had a chance to fuck my man;
She will try to get dick any way she can.
Everyone thinks of her as a clown;
She is one of the biggest fruit loops in this town.
In Food Lion, once, she talked lovingly to a bag of dog food;
She is so very verbally crude.
In town once, she stopped her car in the middle of the street;
Just, so my man, she could greet.
Crazy Alice will throw tantrums like a baby;
She's had a little dog so hyper, it could have had rabies.
Every cop in town knows her;
But, no one wants to blow her.
She's been threatened with eviction;
Because of her attention-needing affliction.
She is quite a mental patient who needs to be locked up;
She has owned a very angry little pup.
With every cop in town, she has an alliance;
She should donate her fucked-up brain to science.
She is such a horny bitch;
I'm surprised if she doesn't have an STD itch.
She is quite hideous at which to look;
I'm surprised that she can read a children's book.
She has the mentally of a five-year-old tot;
For all of the insanity that she's got.
She is quite the town joke;
She comes on to each and every male folk.
I'm surprised that that bitch can drive;
She is so lucky to survive.
She is one of God's many mistakes;
I'm surprised she knows how to step on the gas brakes.
But for her, I feel pity;
Except if she shows my man her tity.
As long as my man, she doesn't taunt;
She can do whatever the fuck she wants.