Do You Know?

Do you know that you have an inner body temperature so hot;
That an ice cube will melt inside your twat?
 
Do you know that if your Mom fucked a horse and was a whore;  
That you'd be born as a centaur?  
 
Do you know that if your Dad had a fetish with birds that were stupid;  
That you would have been born as a cupid?  
 
Do you know that if your Mom had sex with a fly;  
That you'd be born a human with wings, six legs, and many an eye?  
 
Do you know that if your Dad loved to fuck pussycats;  
You would love to chase rodents like rats?  
 
Do you know that if your Mom made love to a louse;  
You would have a very itchy spouse?  
 
Do you know that if you Dad were very fickle;  
He would've fucked a cucumber, and you would have a dick that was a pickle?  
 
Do you know that if you're Mom loved bacon that much;  
You would be an offspring with a hog penis to touch?  
 
Do you know that if your Dad were unnaturally obsessed with eggs;  
You would be born with chicken legs?  
 
Do you know that if your Mother loved her poultry jerky;  
You would have been born with a face like a turkey?  
 
Do you know that if your Mom had boned Elvis;  
You would be able to do unnatural things with your pelvis?

Do you know that if your Mom was horny as an ancestor-loving junkie,
That you would be born as half-man, half-monkey.
 
Do you know that if your Dad was really sick;  
You would be a baby with a hard dick?  
 
Do you know that if your Mom had a very drugged-up hole;  
You'd be born drinking a beer and smoking a bowl?  
 
I'm not afraid to admit I'm severely disturbed;  
To all of those who confuse crazy with stupid, I give them the bird!