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Cheating on Your Cunt of a Wife
She enters the room, clothed from head to toe;
You know you are looking forward to receiving a blow.
First, she removes her heavy coat;
On, this stripper, you really dote.
Then, she removes her glasses;
You are looking forward to seeing one of the tightest asses.
Then, she removes her high-heeled shoes;
For this moment, you don't need any booze.
Then, she removes her pants;
She starts to gyrate her hips in a sexy dance.
Then, she removes her shirt;
At this moment, your hangover doesn't hurt.
Then, she removes her bra;
Your cold dick is starting to thaw.
Then, she removes her thong;
You are masturbating your big dong.
Then, she starts to feel her pussy and breasts;
She has a huge and very firm chest.
Then she starts to touch her clit;
She is very gorgeous and very fit.
Then she gets her can of whipped cream;
This seems like a really good dream.
Then she squirts it all over her body;
This girl really is a hottie and naughty.
Then you start to lick it off;
Boy, this woman, you can't wait to boff.
Then, she starts to suck your cock;
You are so horny, your jaw is locked.
Then she sticks your penis in her pussy;
It is so warm, and tight, yet squooshy.
Then she starts to fuck you like a rabbit;
Boy, this girl could become a good habit.
Then she cums, and you come inside her;
From your wife, you have to hide her.
Then, you both relax and have a smoke;
She has a cigarette, and you have a toke.
Then, you hear a key in the front door lock;
Because your wife doesn't have to knock.
Then, your lover hides inside your closet;
You hope your wife has cash from her bank deposit.
Then your wife comes in and goes to the kitchen;
And at you, she starts her bitchin'.
Your lover puts on her coat, and quickly sneaks out the door;
Your wife doesn't have to leave again 'til 4.
So, you try to play it off like you want sex with her;
And in her pussy, she feels a stir.
Now, she wants to fuck you when you've already cummed.
You know that if she sees your sperm, you are done.
So, you turn off the lights and fuck in the dark;
Picturing your lover as sweet as a lark.
Your wife is satisfied; she doesn't suspect;
Because when you want sex, it is always your dick she will reject.
She puts on her clothes, and leaves again;
Then you breathe and count to ten.
This time, again, you haven't been caught;
For the prostitute you bought!
You know you are looking forward to receiving a blow.
First, she removes her heavy coat;
On, this stripper, you really dote.
Then, she removes her glasses;
You are looking forward to seeing one of the tightest asses.
Then, she removes her high-heeled shoes;
For this moment, you don't need any booze.
Then, she removes her pants;
She starts to gyrate her hips in a sexy dance.
Then, she removes her shirt;
At this moment, your hangover doesn't hurt.
Then, she removes her bra;
Your cold dick is starting to thaw.
Then, she removes her thong;
You are masturbating your big dong.
Then, she starts to feel her pussy and breasts;
She has a huge and very firm chest.
Then she starts to touch her clit;
She is very gorgeous and very fit.
Then she gets her can of whipped cream;
This seems like a really good dream.
Then she squirts it all over her body;
This girl really is a hottie and naughty.
Then you start to lick it off;
Boy, this woman, you can't wait to boff.
Then, she starts to suck your cock;
You are so horny, your jaw is locked.
Then she sticks your penis in her pussy;
It is so warm, and tight, yet squooshy.
Then she starts to fuck you like a rabbit;
Boy, this girl could become a good habit.
Then she cums, and you come inside her;
From your wife, you have to hide her.
Then, you both relax and have a smoke;
She has a cigarette, and you have a toke.
Then, you hear a key in the front door lock;
Because your wife doesn't have to knock.
Then, your lover hides inside your closet;
You hope your wife has cash from her bank deposit.
Then your wife comes in and goes to the kitchen;
And at you, she starts her bitchin'.
Your lover puts on her coat, and quickly sneaks out the door;
Your wife doesn't have to leave again 'til 4.
So, you try to play it off like you want sex with her;
And in her pussy, she feels a stir.
Now, she wants to fuck you when you've already cummed.
You know that if she sees your sperm, you are done.
So, you turn off the lights and fuck in the dark;
Picturing your lover as sweet as a lark.
Your wife is satisfied; she doesn't suspect;
Because when you want sex, it is always your dick she will reject.
She puts on her clothes, and leaves again;
Then you breathe and count to ten.
This time, again, you haven't been caught;
For the prostitute you bought!
Published 29th Nov 2011
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Anonymous
30th Nov 2011 3:42am
Elaborately written from beginning to end miss! I shudder at the thought of men doing this to their own woman. I myself do not condone such tolerance of infidelity against ones own spouse, but if led down that path due to the fact that is has been done unto you, well then, maybe it is a worthwhile venture? Sorry to ask such bold trivial questions, it's that your work rather amazes me. Charming indeed. ;)
30th Nov 2011 4:07am
The worst I've been cheated on during my relationships that I considered real were when my ex used to sex-chat on the computer and the phone.
In other relationships, I've just been used, abused, raped, and emotionally damaged.
But, I'm involved now with a man who treats me like a queen. His only real attitude problem is that he's a bit of a caveman who think women should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, and should not be in the work force.
He is terribly sexist, but then again, so am I. You see, I suffer from severe depression that comes with schizophrenia when I have been severe damaged, and he just has an intense schizophrenia that can hit with a good or bad attitude at any moment. But, so can I. We are an intense schizophrenic couple. It makes the bad times intensely miserable and the good times intensely enjoyable. We love each other deeply.
Thanks for this therapy session. How much do I owe you?
In other relationships, I've just been used, abused, raped, and emotionally damaged.
But, I'm involved now with a man who treats me like a queen. His only real attitude problem is that he's a bit of a caveman who think women should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, and should not be in the work force.
He is terribly sexist, but then again, so am I. You see, I suffer from severe depression that comes with schizophrenia when I have been severe damaged, and he just has an intense schizophrenia that can hit with a good or bad attitude at any moment. But, so can I. We are an intense schizophrenic couple. It makes the bad times intensely miserable and the good times intensely enjoyable. We love each other deeply.
Thanks for this therapy session. How much do I owe you?
Anonymous
30th Nov 2011 4:30am
Nothing miss, I couldn't charge you for such a thing! I'm just happy that you shared with me your inner workings. I am here anytime and always! :) I have a beautiful woman and charming toddler in my life. I've been cheated on many a time, but I try to look forward and not back. For these days are happier and full of sentiments that will last much longer than any dreadful past. Although I do go through horrible bouts of depression myself, I try to vent them the best I can with what I write and post here. My poetry exemplifies my inner most demons and guilt. Without such imperfections, I'm afraid I wouldn't be human at all...Kindly PM me any time for a chat. I'm almost always on here. It is rare however, that I find many like minded enjoyable characters such as yourself on here. It's been quite a treat. Thanks for sharing wonderful words with us miss. :)
30th Nov 2011 9:20pm
I like that this rhymed so well, I found this very uplifting in a strange way.
11th Dec 2011 4:25pm
