KISS KISS

One funny afternoon,
She said, "I want to kiss you."
I confidently said "yes"
like the pro I wasn't.
You see,
I had waited all my life.
So I closed my eyes and leaned
she followed suit,
we kissed
but it wasn't nice.
 
She paused and laughed at me,
(quite embarrassing)
"Dude! You kiss like a woodpecker"
(quite embarrassing)
but she loved me and was willing  
so she taught me.
 
She said
"If you have to do it, do it right!"
When the time is right,
take a deep breath.
think of a happy moment...
look into her eyes and smile.
move closer.
Don't ask, just do it!
 
Charm her for a minute
with a little flattery like
"You smell like flowers"
or "your beautiful"
just say something nice.
You see, romance is part of seduction.
 
Close the gap,
allow her to feel your breathe on her.
Hold her face gently and do it!
Close your eyes and enjoy your kiss.
This truly builds passion.
 
Don't flop at this point.
take control and tame thyself.
Don't go for the toungue yet.
Kiss the lips gently,
lick and bite playfully.
Turn her on.
 
First,
Take the lower lip gently
lick and touch lightly with your own.
Kiss her well and play with her hair.
Relax as she melts in your arms,
Patience is key.
 
She told me a secret.
See, for we it's always physical
but for them...
it's all in the mind.
Get in there,
work through the maze
see where the light leads.
 
Thank me another day.