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Spells like mean spirit

Load up on puns, and zing your friends
It's fun to play and then to win
ArienellJones and Snugglebuck
Oh no, I know just rhymed with fuck
 
Yelluw, JusTim_, Eerie, Yolo
How do, you know, how to, def flo?
I know, how low, I'd go, to know
Fellow, follow, Yelluw
 
With some wite-out, I'm less dangerous
Punderstanding, is less heinous
I'm with stupid... ignoramus
All alone...ow, rode the short bus
 
I'm mistreated, and Miss Tree-did,  and mystery-dead, my Mist reeded
Yeah, hay
 
The worse puns what I do best
And for this curse I must digress
Our DU group has always been
The best of poetasting friends
 
Daniel, Nephele, FeNyX, you know
How do, you know, how to, get flo?
 And not the gal who insures autos
PositivelyDark and Drone
 
In the White House, is an anus
Tweeting doodles to enflame us
I'd be stupid, just to name it
Chester Cheeto, mighty famous
 
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