It's Not You, It's Me

As is apparent in the written report evaluating the performance, function and overall health of this enterprise, the outlook is indeed grim.
Investments made in the first quarter of the current fiscal year did not prove gainful and the expected synergy from previous years strategies did not yield any net gains.
Instead we saw a sharp decline in Q2 due to a couple of gambles that didn't pan out, which in conjunction with The Scandal caused stock prizes to plummet.
Talk of attempts to explore new avenues and revitalise through the formation of a new long term project and offshoot from the core corporation stalled at all instances and was largely greeted unfavourably and with disinterest.
Third quarter proved more difficult in the face of distrust from general investors making attempts at regaining footing in key divisions and markets practically impossible.
Now, as Q4 is about to enter it's tertiary phase, it is strikingly clear, that circumstances will not change and that faith and trust in the current leadership is practically zero.
As the CEO I therefore find it necessary to step down in the hopes that the company along with it's subsidiaries will be able to stabilise and flourish under new management.

I thus tender my resignation effective immediately.

Crispin Flapworth, CEO (now former)

PS. I'm taking the car.