Pop•Tarts With Ted🍫

 
There’s something ‘bout a toaster pastry shot
That makes me go all goofy piping hot.
It pops up ooey-gooey from the slot,
I love them frosted, even when they’re not!

My UK honey-bunny’s on her toes,
Without my tart I’d rather be caught dead.
It’s not a common fact everyone knows,
That I’m her only squeeze who calls her... Ted.

Oh yah, my dancer bird knows where to start,
When we go on a date for fish & chips.
We’ll press the chips between two cherry tarts,
And top with fish secured with paper clips.

On evenings when she toasts the tarts in bed
While watching anime we never tire,
With Pop•Tart•S’mores I compliment my Ted,
She’s never set the waterbed on fire!