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ODE TO BLUE DEVIL AD
"Unleash the devil inside you!"
said advert for these pills of blue,
showing couple, nude, above waist,
him getting well into her with haste,
as she, open mouthed, and with closed eyes,
responds to goings on in the thighs
in deepening throes of ecstasy
that would cause her to moan breathlessly.
It promises to recharge sex life,
improve performance to wow the wife
or make you ready-steady mounter
in unplanned one night encounter.
said advert for these pills of blue,
showing couple, nude, above waist,
him getting well into her with haste,
as she, open mouthed, and with closed eyes,
responds to goings on in the thighs
in deepening throes of ecstasy
that would cause her to moan breathlessly.
It promises to recharge sex life,
improve performance to wow the wife
or make you ready-steady mounter
in unplanned one night encounter.
Published 8th Feb 2019
Author's Note
Inspired by reading on same day a newspaper advert for Blue Devil Herbal Enhancement Supplement, and Sweet Kitty Cat 5's poem "Man's Little Blue Wonder Pill".
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8th Feb 2019 10:21pm
9th Feb 2019 7:18am
Blue Devil nearly twenty pounds sterling per pack, according to ads. I am not tempted to take them myself as my masculine health is good and I have also read an article that they can have side effects on the heart. (The same article reminded PED is anyway down to circulation issues that can be prevented by good diet, and it basically concluded 'get your man into the kitchen' - LOL.)
9th Feb 2019 2:35am
sweet and hot
not sure about this heard that women have a orange pill for low leboto what the heck who cares
favorite line that would cause her to moan breathlessly
not sure about this heard that women have a orange pill for low leboto what the heck who cares
favorite line that would cause her to moan breathlessly
9th Feb 2019 4:48am
9th Feb 2019 7:20am
Not a rebuttal as this was not intended as an answer to your poem although its subject did warm me up to the ad when I came across it at work.
10th Feb 2019 6:02am
It continues to speak such beautiful volumes just the same my handsome king
10th Feb 2019 8:21am
I have cut out the part of the ad showing the woman's face and made it one of my room signs, sticking it to the door with the cheeky caption "Master's Bedroom!"
9th Feb 2019 7:39am
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