Your Buddy Mr Mushroom Head

Hey there kiddies,
guess who...
Its time for everyone's favorite friend
my buddy and your buddy,
Mr Mushroom Head.

Hey Mr mushroom head,
where are you?
She's got an itch the scratch,
and so do we.
Oh where, where where
where can you be?
If you won't scratch it then she will leave.
Bye bye bye
Mr Mushroom head,
you had a chance before she fled.
Maybe tomorrow,
if she'll itch again.
Until such time,
Here I'll lend a hand.

Hey Mr Mushroom, teehehe,
I've got a little button
to fit in.
Dark and musty
and full of sin.
Maybe its too tight for the head,
but little love will let you in.
Oops you pushed too hard,
she kicked you out.
All on your lonesome to scream and shout.
Bye bye bye
Mr Mushroom head,
you had a chance before she fled.
Maybe tomorrow,
if she'll itch again.
Until such time,
Here I'll lend a hand.

Hey Mr Mushroom head,
look at these.
Big watermelons with a cleft for thee.
Just slide and hold still
until they close,
now you're in heaven
with a long lick coat.
Hey Mr Mushroom head,
save me some,
right through the back down
here I come.