Ace Colonoscopy Doctor Larry Borowsky – Redux

(some few years ago, I didst solidly waste
a few hours toil letting with the following bupkis.)

Ask any devotee of above
  named gastroenterologist
officious military
   licensed cheeky knuckler,
   n’er kissed gluteus maximus –
   he soldiered thru med school
   despite getting pooped out
   rigorous regimen now he knows

   irritable bowels of human
   excretory system, which iz
   alimentary and familiar flickr ring
   sleight of hand linkedin quicken
   wrist zooms into grab bag
   of medicinal tricks - mimics
   waving magic wand bitta bang
prestidigitation abracadabra of

   anal scope brings – dang
gustatory scenic aerated holy
   smoker of a rectum,
   a waste land fang
less, but the seat of dingle
   berries sometimes hang
whence undergoing this
   behind the scenes procedure

   where smelly silent sonnets
   from sphincter sprang
most times flatulence
   relieved in private place
but, post op - probe ass boss
   aerates sterile space
scrutinizes patient living long, or
   departing from human race,

rearing specialist unheralded doctor
   relieves anguish without a trace
which gratitude spurred crappy  
   attempt to compose verse
to express appreciation clean bill
   of health and dis purse
anticipatory anxiety,
   this pooper trooper

   endured with pseudo “nurse”
actually wife, who nudged
   (cheekily) me to
   undergo examination
   lest she bare witness
   becoming a widow
   following mine hearse
if hypothetical demise did pass,

   deceased would hear loud curse
analogous to unstoppable enema,
   (brought out from downed colyte)
   expletives interspersed
   with my name
   exhibiting master card
   shark cunning never forgiving,
   nor forgetting how we happened
 
to be broke nearly the entire coup
   d’état of marriage –  reaching
   cheeky tush pinching catatonic
   state die n rapport,
   this generic guy
   saved from premature
   death viz ace sing  
   examination tantamount with

   flying burnt offal ling colors –
    at least now,
   our two darling daughters can
   (in doo doo time), perhaps
   with children - longevity courtesy
   of doctor Larry Borowsky
   whose honed trained hands n eyes,
   (he iz hearing impaired)

   to scout out and ticket
   suspicious cellular demons,
   aim of innocuous microbes to destroy
   e pluribus enum alone!