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Flushed from Existence
Cremate me when I die and flush my ashes down the toilet bowl
I'll be right at home - scattered remains in a world of shit and cyclones
If I find a way I'll, no doubt, be coming back to cause trouble
"Rest in Peace" etched on my headstone - best friends with bleach and Scrubbing Bubbles
Won't be the next Casper - my spirit too vindictive
Poltergeist in the septic tank giving no rest to the wicked
Ghastly bastard of the alabaster and chrome
You've heard of haunted porcelain dolls but never a haunted porcelain throne
I'll be right at home - scattered remains in a world of shit and cyclones
If I find a way I'll, no doubt, be coming back to cause trouble
"Rest in Peace" etched on my headstone - best friends with bleach and Scrubbing Bubbles
Won't be the next Casper - my spirit too vindictive
Poltergeist in the septic tank giving no rest to the wicked
Ghastly bastard of the alabaster and chrome
You've heard of haunted porcelain dolls but never a haunted porcelain throne
Published 24th Oct 2018
| Edited 16th Nov 2018
Author's Note
This is the most random poem I've written so far. It was inspired by some inside jokes with close friends and then taken to the extreme with absurdity. I hope it makes someone out there smile =p
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- Edited 6th Feb 2019 11:45am
24th Oct 2018 8:33pm
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25th Oct 2018 1:06am
Thank you, Orenda. When I wrote it I felt like it would be unique if nothing more than that. lol I'm happy it made you smile =]
1st Nov 2018 2:42am
2nd Nov 2018 10:48pm
Thanks so much for the feedback, Tallen! I'm happy it caused you to feel that way =]
Anonymous
24th Nov 2018 3:24am
Gave me a giggle, thanks for that
27th Nov 2018 00:38am
4th Dec 2018 10:48pm
