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Flushed from Existence

Cremate me when I die and flush my ashes down the toilet bowl
I'll be right at home - scattered remains in a world of shit and cyclones
If I find a way I'll, no doubt, be coming back to cause trouble
"Rest in Peace" etched on my headstone - best friends with bleach and Scrubbing Bubbles
 
Won't be the next Casper - my spirit too vindictive
Poltergeist in the septic tank giving no rest to the wicked
Ghastly bastard of the alabaster and chrome
You've heard of haunted porcelain dolls but never a haunted porcelain throne
Written by ThrillerFox
Published | Edited 16th Nov 2018
Author's Note
This is the most random poem I've written so far. It was inspired by some inside jokes with close friends and then taken to the extreme with absurdity. I hope it makes someone out there smile =p
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