You Slash We Stash

I Really Thought I Lost My Mind

Or Perhaps I Was Just Going Blind

The First Time I Saw The Huge Sign

On The Street Corner Of Hollywood And Vine

That Boldly Said Slash Now For Cash

You Make The Kill We Stash The Trash

Until I Saw It Was The Film Monster Mash

With Plenty Of Cut Ups And Red Blood Splash

In Order To Pay The Rent Where I Now Abide

I Went To The Agency And Quickly Applied

They Took The Papers Then Led Me Inside

And With What I Saw On The Floor No Lie I Cried

I Screamed When I Saw All The Scarlet Splatter

They Hurriedly Asked Just What Is The Matter

Actors Dropped Blades With Clatter Then Scattered

While My Teeth Chattered And Heart Pitter Pattered

You Signed A Contract With Us So You Must Comply

Said The Director With A Deadly Gleam In His Eye

I Replied I Defy Your Try To Make Me Your Fall Guy

He Clarified With The Words So Nice You Came By