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President John Tyler
Tippy canoe and Tyler too
Of all our presidents
This one could drink
By far the most booze
And when it came to sex
He couldn’t be out screwed
He liked to have fun
With girls who were young
Which is why, though he died in 1862
He still has two living grandsons
Before you dismiss me
As a poetic fool
Know what I’ve said
Is absolutely true
https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2017-02-20/president-john-tyler-born-in-1790-still-has-2-living-grandsons
Of all our presidents
This one could drink
By far the most booze
And when it came to sex
He couldn’t be out screwed
He liked to have fun
With girls who were young
Which is why, though he died in 1862
He still has two living grandsons
Before you dismiss me
As a poetic fool
Know what I’ve said
Is absolutely true
https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2017-02-20/president-john-tyler-born-in-1790-still-has-2-living-grandsons
Published 6th Sep 2018
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My entry for the competition, 'Inside the Oval Office.'
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