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Finance is So Sexy
Come study with me baby,
Maybe I can raise your interest
Leading to constant growth
The present value of these bonds
Is giving me multiple cash flows
And improving my internal rate of return
I’ll show you my spreadsheet
And you can check out my yield curve
Your sensitivity analysis of my cash flows
Is liquidating my assets
Convincing me to take a unique risk and yield to maturity
Maybe I can raise your interest
Leading to constant growth
The present value of these bonds
Is giving me multiple cash flows
And improving my internal rate of return
I’ll show you my spreadsheet
And you can check out my yield curve
Your sensitivity analysis of my cash flows
Is liquidating my assets
Convincing me to take a unique risk and yield to maturity
Published 3rd Sep 2018
Author's Note
Take-home Finance exam is driving me insane......
I apologize to any actual corporate finance folks out there for the blatant misuse of terminology!
I apologize to any actual corporate finance folks out there for the blatant misuse of terminology!
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3rd Sep 2018 1:22pm
4th Sep 2018 2:43am
I dunno about clever - I basically just raided my textbook's glossary..... but it made this torture fun, even if just for a minute!
Glad you liked. :)
Glad you liked. :)
3rd Sep 2018 3:08pm
Much amused. It will make today's sales and expense analysis so much more interesting.
geoff
geoff
4th Sep 2018 2:44am
Oh God, I could not do this for a living! Required coursework. I intend to forget everything the minute the exam is done.
Happy to make your work more stimulating, though! ;)
Happy to make your work more stimulating, though! ;)
5th Oct 2019 1:26pm
Stop apologizing
I could actually learn from you
I'm a stock guy
Bonds confuse the fuck out of me
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I could actually learn from you
I'm a stock guy
Bonds confuse the fuck out of me
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5th Oct 2019 1:37pm
Oof, already stowed that course content WAY in the back of my mind and on the shelf. (Got a kick-ass grade, though.)
Now, stocks are for soups. And bonds are for relationships, so yeah, I guess that makes them infinitely more confusing! 😉
Now, stocks are for soups. And bonds are for relationships, so yeah, I guess that makes them infinitely more confusing! 😉
5th Oct 2019 1:50pm
