We Also Have . . .

We are the household of many hats and pens;
I'll say it once and I'll say it again.
Also, we're the household of many cats;
Can you see anything wrong with that?
We have two very small apartments;
And need help from the Social Services Department.
We also have many cigarettes;
And a lot of boiled water to keep my mouth wet.
We also have much coffee and tea;
Which makes us have to constantly pee.
We also have much Sweet 'n Low;
And much toilet paper on which our noses blow.
We also have a lot of sugar;
And much phlegm and many-a-booger.
We also are a household of much art;
But, we only have one shopping cart.
We have also one big, furry son;
Which is surely a lot of fun.
We also usually have much toilet paper;
And often have much bathroom vapor.
We also have two fun, fuzzy daughters;
And again, many-a-bottle of water.
We also have a lot of pills;
And every month; a lot of bills.
We also have much carpet mess;
And every month; a lot of stress.
I think that once I told a lie;
So, I could get a free art supply.
We also have lots of smoke;
And have told each other many-a-joke.
We also have had several computers;
Hopefully, our apartments will never have looters.
We also have a lot of plates;
And we have had many dates.
I once broke many of our cups;
Because, often, my temper erupts.
We also have several pairs of shoes;
And we usually walk in two's.
We often have much pot and beer;
We've had many-a-laugh and shed many-a-tear.
We also are both very crazy;
Sometimes energetic and sometimes lazy.
We also have a lot of rug;
Luckily, not many-a-stink bug.
We also have a lot of stink;
Lots of blue and not much pink.
We also have lots of paper on which to draw or write;
We smoke so much; our walls aren't white.
We also have a lot of clothes;
But, only one pair of pantyhose.
We, again, have several computers;
But, only one set of hooters.
We also have a lot of trash;
And a lot of cigarette ash.
We also have a lot of butts;
And both of us have the inability to keep our mouths shut.
We also have so many words;
I once flipped our immature harassers the bird.
We used to have so many chairs;
We have always had so many cat hairs.
Sometimes, we have a lot of money;
But, when we don't; it isn't funny.
We also have a big comic book collection;
And many condoms for protection.
We also have many sunglasses;
And again, much toilet paper on which to wipe our asses.
We also have a lot of bags;
And live next to many old hags.
We also have many socks;
And many-a-cardboard box.
We have many laundry baskets,
But, I don't think our sinks have gaskets.
We also have a lot of beads;
We have both done many good and bad deeds.
We also have a lot of hair ourselves;
But, we never seem to have enough shelves.
We usually have lots of food;
And lots of comments that are rude.
We also have many necklaces and rings;
And some other little pretty things.
We also have lots of clocks,
And many keys for many locks.
We also have lots of kitty litter;
And do lots of walking so we become fitter.
Also, lots of times we need to use the shitter;
And we used to have many pickles that were bitter.
We also have many roses;
And many picture poses.
We used to have lots of Nair;
And lots of skin that's pretty fair.
We also have lots of towels;
And lots of dirty laundry that smells foul.
We also have lots of corn;
I hope I cook them before they grow horns; we also have friends who watch lots of porn.
We also have many covers;
In our lives, we have both had many lovers.
We also have lots of pillows;
But, in our apartments, there are no weeping willows.
We also have lots of coats;
We have a friend who has lots of goats.
We also have a lot of soap;
Sometimes, we have a lot of dope.
We used to have a lot of cotton;
We have lots of days that aren't rotten.

Alas, we're only one man and only one bitch;
And we're lucky that neither of us has wound up in a ditch.
We're very fortunate to have one another;
We owe a lot to our two crazy mothers.
We are one another's best friend;
Life always gets better around the bend.
We also have many e-mail to send.
We also have seen many-a-strange creature;
We're lucky to be each other's teacher.
We usually have lots of food;
And lots of comments that are rude.
But, all of my days now are quite shitty; I have not lied;
Because one of my favorite kitties just died.
Sorry, I have just turned to sadness;
But, tragedy has driven me into madness.