Becky

Her name was Becky
There was something about her
She was an enigma to me
And I think she knew it
She was like Harley and Hermione mixed up
That's some strange shit
But I must admit
Something about her is kinda sexy
Nope, not the curves on her body
Is it because she's somewhat crazy?
Maybe
Is it because she's kind of a bitch?
Possibly
Now that you think of it, she's kind of cute
Why?
This doesn't compute!
I looked at her lick her lips
She turned me on
This is a sign of the apocalypse, man...
I'm too far gone.