Ya dig?

Why do people care about this list?
Adding and adding to it they cannot resist
It cannot be just to make friends that is a lie
I'm trying this concept out and they don't want to talk to this guy

Like this is a shocker
For I do not look like a gangsta or a rocker
Oh do I know this guy? probably not
They refuse to respond because they think I'm not hot

I'm not a perv oh the nerve
Just looking for someone else to burn on my tennis serve
Oh shit he is a athlete after all
No I didn't make no wishes on my crystal ball

But yeah people seem to be fake
Like that bottle of water they claim came from a lake
I'm the real deal
Better than that McDonald's happy meal

So I send people random messages like all the time
Last time I checked it is still not a crime
What is the outrage?
Just get to know me and check out face book page

What the hell is wrong with all of you?
I'm who I am til the end it's true
In case you didn't know it
Among many hobbies I am a poet

Don't judge a book by it's cover
There is another world you have yet to discover
So much more than a face
Honestly I am not like the rest I am on a rocket in outer space

Funny thing is I am not even trying to rhyme
Hit me up if you have some time
Damn it's lunch time I gotta go
Make some ham and cheese sandwiches ya know?