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A Little Depraved A Little Perverse
A Little Depraved A Little Perverse
I Rub My Hands Malevolently
O Which Curse Is Really Worse ,
Shall I Destroy This Universe ?
Or With Mirth And Great Glee , Shall It Be
One Of Anti - Joy , Removing
All Smiles From Girl And Boy ?
Dismay Only Keeps Improving
Some Black Heart's Awful Beat
Even More When They Admit Defeat
And Curl Up In Some Crying Ball
When I Made Their Love Feel Small
Or Them Feel Affronted Or Unwanted
Or Never Come Out From Inside A Box
Even When I Opened All The Locks
Or Shall I Leave Them In A Pit Of Snakes
Or Throw Them In A Bone Filled Lake
Or Shut Them In A Spider Filled Cave
And Tell No One So They Won't Be Saved ?
O This Thought Is So Much Fun
And No Way Yet Am I Close To Done !
How About A Den Of Hyenas So Ferocious ,
O Yes , That Sounds Just So Atrocious !
Or Make Them Eat Frogs Raw And Green ,
O That Sounds Just So Perfectly Mean !
Tell Them Parents Wish They Never Were Born ,
Or That Someone Just Killed The Last Unicorn ?
That They Will Never Get Another Dessert ,
Or If They Eat Candy They Will Really Get Hurt ?
That They Will Never See Another Butterfly
Or Tell Them A Clown Will Poke Them In The Eye ?
Tell Girls Another Doll Will Never Be Made
Or That Every Color In The World Will Soon Fade
Or Zombies Will Get Them In Their Dreams
And Vampires Wait In The House Roof Beams ?
Tell Them Devils Are Real And The Angels Fell
And There Is No Heaven , There Is Only Hell ,
And Big Lakes Of Fire Where They Shall Burn
And Never Again Shall A Merry Go Round Turn
Tell Them If They Sleep They Shall Never Awake
But That Will Be A Chance They Will Have To Take
Tell Them Doctors Will Stick Them With Needles
And All Their Cereal Will Be Filled With Weevils
And Badgers Shall Pull Them Down Rabbit Holes
Where They Shall Be Kept In The Dark Just Like Moles
And If They Swim They Shall Be Eaten By Sharks
Comb And Toothbrush Shall Bite And Leave Marks
Their Words Shall Choke Them If They Try To Speak
And If They Try To Run Away Their Legs Will Get Weak
O How I Love To Be Devious And To Be So Heinous ,
And Just To Think , For Me , This Was All So Spontaneous !
I Rub My Hands Malevolently
O Which Curse Is Really Worse ,
Shall I Destroy This Universe ?
Or With Mirth And Great Glee , Shall It Be
One Of Anti - Joy , Removing
All Smiles From Girl And Boy ?
Dismay Only Keeps Improving
Some Black Heart's Awful Beat
Even More When They Admit Defeat
And Curl Up In Some Crying Ball
When I Made Their Love Feel Small
Or Them Feel Affronted Or Unwanted
Or Never Come Out From Inside A Box
Even When I Opened All The Locks
Or Shall I Leave Them In A Pit Of Snakes
Or Throw Them In A Bone Filled Lake
Or Shut Them In A Spider Filled Cave
And Tell No One So They Won't Be Saved ?
O This Thought Is So Much Fun
And No Way Yet Am I Close To Done !
How About A Den Of Hyenas So Ferocious ,
O Yes , That Sounds Just So Atrocious !
Or Make Them Eat Frogs Raw And Green ,
O That Sounds Just So Perfectly Mean !
Tell Them Parents Wish They Never Were Born ,
Or That Someone Just Killed The Last Unicorn ?
That They Will Never Get Another Dessert ,
Or If They Eat Candy They Will Really Get Hurt ?
That They Will Never See Another Butterfly
Or Tell Them A Clown Will Poke Them In The Eye ?
Tell Girls Another Doll Will Never Be Made
Or That Every Color In The World Will Soon Fade
Or Zombies Will Get Them In Their Dreams
And Vampires Wait In The House Roof Beams ?
Tell Them Devils Are Real And The Angels Fell
And There Is No Heaven , There Is Only Hell ,
And Big Lakes Of Fire Where They Shall Burn
And Never Again Shall A Merry Go Round Turn
Tell Them If They Sleep They Shall Never Awake
But That Will Be A Chance They Will Have To Take
Tell Them Doctors Will Stick Them With Needles
And All Their Cereal Will Be Filled With Weevils
And Badgers Shall Pull Them Down Rabbit Holes
Where They Shall Be Kept In The Dark Just Like Moles
And If They Swim They Shall Be Eaten By Sharks
Comb And Toothbrush Shall Bite And Leave Marks
Their Words Shall Choke Them If They Try To Speak
And If They Try To Run Away Their Legs Will Get Weak
O How I Love To Be Devious And To Be So Heinous ,
And Just To Think , For Me , This Was All So Spontaneous !
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