Caca Vaca Bingo

***Three cows pooping***
There won't be no scooping...
You got to count the poops right where they lay.
So how do you make a Vaca caca in your square?
How do you make that cow plop in your plot?
I tell you my friend,  
                          you just follow the the trend.
The more tickets you buy...  
                            the harder she'll try
To drop her load on your part of the road.
                                       ***    
So please heed the warning... and don't wait for morning
to buy the last tickets to...
the Cow Caca, Poo Ploppin'
Three First Prize,
Heart Stoppin'
THREE-First-Prize... See Ya There Bingo!