The Gentlemanly Mason's Warning

Me , Timorous ?

Not To Sound Bombastic , But Tim ,

Or Timmy Was A Boy Who Had A Lassie ,

And Even To A Lassie , I Would Say Nay ,

Like A Horse , Of Course , Of Course ;

It Is Risible , to Think I Would Drink

From A Trough , Which Would Enervate

My Energy By The Judgement Of Others ,

As I Am Insouciant Of Such Behavior ,

As It Doth Not Behoove Me To Associate

With Beasts And Asses Who Behave

In Such Mannerisms Or Create Schisms

And I Would Encourage Them To Descry

Such Mawkish Thoughts , By Their Holding

Such Outdated And Temporal Viewpoints

Against Any Who Use An Elegant Carry Case

Such As A Portmanteau , To Contain , No Refrain ,

My Magical Regalia And Paraphernalia As I Do ;

In A Leather Case , Marked Black Eagle Lodge ,

33 Degree , I Carry All With Me , If I Go To A Meeting ,

And By Way Of Greeting , I Give Sign And Seal And Grip ,

So I Would Suggest , Though Half In Jest , ( Half Quite Real )

They Close Their Lip , Or They Shall Be Eating It , For Their Next Meal !