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The Gentlemanly Mason's Warning
Me , Timorous ?
Not To Sound Bombastic , But Tim ,
Or Timmy Was A Boy Who Had A Lassie ,
And Even To A Lassie , I Would Say Nay ,
Like A Horse , Of Course , Of Course ;
It Is Risible , to Think I Would Drink
From A Trough , Which Would Enervate
My Energy By The Judgement Of Others ,
As I Am Insouciant Of Such Behavior ,
As It Doth Not Behoove Me To Associate
With Beasts And Asses Who Behave
In Such Mannerisms Or Create Schisms
And I Would Encourage Them To Descry
Such Mawkish Thoughts , By Their Holding
Such Outdated And Temporal Viewpoints
Against Any Who Use An Elegant Carry Case
Such As A Portmanteau , To Contain , No Refrain ,
My Magical Regalia And Paraphernalia As I Do ;
In A Leather Case , Marked Black Eagle Lodge ,
33 Degree , I Carry All With Me , If I Go To A Meeting ,
And By Way Of Greeting , I Give Sign And Seal And Grip ,
So I Would Suggest , Though Half In Jest , ( Half Quite Real )
They Close Their Lip , Or They Shall Be Eating It , For Their Next Meal !
Not To Sound Bombastic , But Tim ,
Or Timmy Was A Boy Who Had A Lassie ,
And Even To A Lassie , I Would Say Nay ,
Like A Horse , Of Course , Of Course ;
It Is Risible , to Think I Would Drink
From A Trough , Which Would Enervate
My Energy By The Judgement Of Others ,
As I Am Insouciant Of Such Behavior ,
As It Doth Not Behoove Me To Associate
With Beasts And Asses Who Behave
In Such Mannerisms Or Create Schisms
And I Would Encourage Them To Descry
Such Mawkish Thoughts , By Their Holding
Such Outdated And Temporal Viewpoints
Against Any Who Use An Elegant Carry Case
Such As A Portmanteau , To Contain , No Refrain ,
My Magical Regalia And Paraphernalia As I Do ;
In A Leather Case , Marked Black Eagle Lodge ,
33 Degree , I Carry All With Me , If I Go To A Meeting ,
And By Way Of Greeting , I Give Sign And Seal And Grip ,
So I Would Suggest , Though Half In Jest , ( Half Quite Real )
They Close Their Lip , Or They Shall Be Eating It , For Their Next Meal !
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