Count Macular, The Short Sighted Vampire

"look into my eyes!"
although, even up close, he might not see you!
The Counts eyesight was so poor, he once bit a blank, mistaking it for a blankety blank!
 this pityful vampires problems worsened, when all his teeth fell out. resulting in him nearly gumming a Great Dane to death! which he had mistaken for the local Mayor!
So children, unless you want to end up as a sorry, short sighted toothless vampire, get your eyes and teeth checked regularly! The End (i hope...)