The Vicar's Righteous Rant ( Tongue In Cheek )

Lascivious In Literacy , Labyrinthian In Loquaciousness ,

Libertarian In Licentiousness , Luxurious And Luscious ,

Lithe And Lucid By Love's Labor These Words Are Drawn

Forth By Lust's Demand ;


For If Fortune And Folly Are Intertwined , And Prescience

And Presence Of Mind Are Only Presumptions And Pretense ,

And Portents And Premonitions Ignored , And Omens Obscured

Then What Remains Is The Rule And Romp Of The Rake With No

Restrictions Or Restraint , Merely Release With No Reservation ,

A Reprobate Who Must Be Reproached , Reproved And Repudiated ;

Such Unholy Alliances Are Not Allowed , Even If Just To Be Uttered ,

By Those Unconscionable , Unconventional , Unbecoming , Unnatural ,

And Most Often Unfaithful And Ungovernable , Unruly , Unsafe , And

Leading To Their Own Undoing ;



And Yet , Due To The Wanderlust Of The Wanton , They Wallow Like

Unto Waifs , Weak Of Will , Whorish , And Weaseling Out Of Warnings ,

Given By The Well Bred And Well Intended , Worrying Only About Their

Willowy Wide Eyed Wenches , Wicked , Wily , And Willful With Welcome

Wiggle , Winsome And Wont To Win Their Wealth ;



Woe Be To The Wooer Of Woodland Nymphs , Wrong Headed They Be ,

And It Is Worrisome Indeed , Some Worship At The Feet Of These Wretched

Wicked Women And Wraiths , For They Shall Suffer The Wrath And Writhe

In The Hells Of Their Own Making !

Ah , Men !