Try Again

You said that you had
a dream about me last night
Boy that is the oldest line
In the book

Let me guess
I was naked
You were naked
We were both naked

Why don't you come up with
Something more original
Than a tired old line
Your grandpa must have used

Cuz boy when you tell me
That you had a naughty dream
I flash me in patent stiletos
With a whip and a mask

And you crawling across
The floor just to beg
To lick the tip of my boot
Shackled and contrite

So next time you use
That tired ass line
Make sure the woman ain't grown
Cuz she will see right through that jive