Eat the Holy Offering

 To Tithe or not to Tithe
That is the million dollar question
That has plagued many minds
Will I be dammed?
Will I be cursed?
Will the all mighty God close my heavenly bank account?
Doo I skip my mortgage?
Doo I doo another all night vigil?
Waiting on the Repo man again tonight?
Doo I keep looking at this last piece of chicken?
I ate that last piece of chicken before I laid down last night
Hoping for a brighter tomorrow
Maybe when I rise tomorrow
My doo doo will turn to solid gold tomorrow
You see CUZ      
You keep doing what you doo
You doo what you doo
What you doo really stinks to the high heavens
Not a pleasant smell unto the nostrils of God
Stinky stuff does not smell better with time
You see you keep doing what you doo
You doo what you doo
Every first Sunday
You tell us this humongous lie
Hidden deep inside your carefully crafted sermons
That paints the false picture
On  Sunday morning
Your teaching reeks of the smell of fleecing
Knowing full well that your church folks just got paid
Every first Sunday
You tell this lie
Hidden deep inside your carefully crafted sermons
That tell the dumb sheep this lie
You done already twisted up
Brother Malachi and made him a lie
Mister Harry Potter is so lame compared to you
CUZ
You have become
The new grand wizard
Throwing out your lighting bolts full of blessings and cursings With the blink of a LIE
Okay
I agree that maybe it’s not your fault
Okay
Let’s just say for shits and giggles
I’m going to give you the benefit of the DOUBT
Let’s just say
You were taught this lie
Your entire life
The traditions of men now rules your days and your nights
This unholy blight has become the profane part of your DNA
This is so sad but true
CUZ let God remove the blinders from your eyes
He will gladly gene splice the leaven form your mind
Begin to embrace the true word of Gods DNA
Let this leaven go my child
Let the leaven go from your mind
This leaven is a lie
90% truth and 10% lie
It’s all in the Good Book
“Know ye not that a little leaven leaveneth the whole lump?
1 Corinthians Chapter 5 Verse 6 in full effect
You so ready to pull the trigger of vile false doctrine
You told me I had to pay god in order to get blessed
Your smoking gun told this lie
News Flash
God rains upon the just as well as the unjust
God blesses
Who he wants to bless
God don’t need your money
All God wants is your heart
What the church needs is the free will offering
Giving motivated by the sprit of love
Giving that want put you in a bind
Mind all burden down thinking  about past due rent
You always mix truth with candy coated lies
Tithing of the 10% is absoultley righteous
But you done flipped it and made this money the tithe
Please don’t get it twisted
Listen to the words of wisdom
Leviticus Chapter 27 verse 30 aint no lie
If you want to Tithe
Then do it right
Please excuse me for my slave talk
This here Tithing
Bee all about the eating
The seed of the land
The fruit of the tree
The heard and the flock
It never was about the money
Father Abraham sold some land
400 pieces of silver is what they got
His son Joseph was sold into slavery
30 pieces of silver is what they got
The ancient people of God had money back in the day
However they paid the Tithes from the sweat of the land
You see CUZ
This holy giving should not hurt
Stop calling this Tithe an offering
This here Tithing is not for Gods New Testament Church
We be robbing God
Has become the Biggest Lie
I’m trying will hard to keep the faith
I want to trust you
Man of God
Black Church
White Church
Spanish Church
Glory Adios
It’s just about all the same
Totally infected with this sweet false doctrine
What a shame!
We be robbing God
Has become the Biggest Lie
Thank God that he his the author of the truth
God said that he is not man that he should lie
God is not the author of confusion
These false teachers brought this confusion
This false teaching will keep gods sheep ignorant towards
The truth
Some sheep are walking around here fearful and full of Shame
Looking for that last dime to pay your Church Tax
Struggling between living and tithing and keeping up a front
Shame and guilt now rules there days
Cuz listen up
News flash
Jesus said the bondage is over
There is liberty in Christ Jesus
Don’t be afraid
Read Galatians Chapter Five Verse one
It is finished
Don’t doo the lie no more
If you insist on doing the Tithe
Then eat the holy offering
Don’t starve yourself with the lie
It!
Is!
Finished!