On the Munch

 
That all day breakfast
has lasted until ten o'clock  
so it must be time for my
first snack
I swear those candy bars get smaller
Better make that two
just to be on the safe side
with a few fresh donuts for later on
which I may eat first
because they taste
so good.
 
There's a question I cant
answer right now
in the lead up to lunch
as I'm otherwise engaged
in full on snackerama
because I'm on the munch  
It's 24/7 munchie mode
and this mouth performs
like a world record holder
 
My belly laugh  
outruns the Richter scale  
Please help me through that door  
am I the only one  
who likes ice cream  
first thing in the morning  
 
 Why do I live in a town  
 where the fast food  
 ain't fast enough  
 and does anybody know  
 where I can find a specialist  
 in bed reinforcement  
 as I'm already down to my last  
 inch from the floor
 
I am the ickle voice in your head
the one you would do well not to ignore
yet you push me to its furthest corner
when I have only  
your own best interest at heart
 
So my question was
Do you want to be lifted up  
out of your bedroom
by a crane
and jammed into a special order coffin
do you, huh?
 
Aah, shut up
can't you see I'm busy
trying to eat here