Holy Comic Book

Nerd driven raps take you far off/
past the local comic and card shop/
A sound immortal like Boris Karloff/  
or the infamous space pirate Harlock/
 
Got two fathers Jor-El and Bardock/  
to the spousal abuse you can set your smart watch/
Oh Jesus no... the little bastards heart stopped/
but still got a large and in charge hard cock/
 
See him risen like a priapism/
partake for the sake of hedonism/
Get lit off sulfuric heathen wisdom/
and get stoned with my friend a fake vegan christian/  
 
Shit is straight cringe worthy/
so drown it it and binge from the tin surely/
Get dizzy sick and spin twirly/
throw up in the clothes bin early/
 
Much too early to even play though/
read the daily painting like a cave bloke/
From the teeter totter bomber
 to cannon fodder slaughter just stay woke/
 
Reality so poorly shit even the day broke/
and the night's still looking for a scapegoat/
Take notes as I make jokes like Space Ghost/
coast to coast you got a leader like Thanos/
 
Above the Earth a heavenly gumbo/
never mind stellar images from the Hubble/
If science is knowledge it's faith that's the trouble/
old wise folks gung-ho for gun smoke and piles of rubble/
 
We say time travel is impossible we're befuddled/
yet our bombs will bring us back to a primeval puddle/
A watched pot that never had a chance to bubble/
A world of deceiving super beings leaving those reading in fear huddled/