Maintenance Checkup

I’m waving my dick in my hands
And now it’s out of my pants with sunshine in my eyes Orange sunshine on my tongue
and I cried when you hurt me and I lied about love and I never wanted to be human and this pain doesn’t end…

So love I am sorry but we cannot continue and boss I’m reluctant but I can’t go to work and mom I’m so tired I’m tired and scared and brother I see you’re weary so rest with me here and we’ll race beers to the finish to the bitter spitting end
Cause I still feel my hands and my soul needs to mend

Let’s run to the harbor and spike each other’s drinks and laugh in the mirrors, wash our hair in the sink
and wake up at a rest stop and then we’ll be on our way but until then my comrade let’s try our best to just stay

This time my love just stay and next time I’ll warn you before I run away
That it’s a relay race to me and I’ll be back in a flash
Just as long as I can make it before the drugs make me crash
And I wreck in the ocean
Shipwrecked in the sea
Till I wash up on the shore
And people gasp that it’s me
And I’m gasping myself and I’m struggling to breathe
Cause this miasma is frozen
Maybe because of misdeeds

I got a runny nose while skateboarding last night
And I’ve still got a hard on
And I got in a fight
And I might have a chance
Compared to everyone else
But for me I’m not long
For this world or my health

And I need coastal winds
and I thrive on clean air and I crave a cool 60° and salt in my hair
and this heat in the city makes me lose control of my mind
and I lose control of my temper
and I go a little blind

I’m a mess
but I say
that I’m a hot mess
So it’s ok

but I’ve forgotten some time ago how humans should act
and I’ve completely forgotten how to have any tact